Inside Dick Cheney's Brain (Satire)


The topic below was originally posted in my blog, the Intrepid Liberal Journal.
I feel like Count Vitte who served the insipid Czar Nicholas II in the final years of Russia's monarchy. A stupid boy sovereign who believed he was annointed by God. His subjects, the ungrateful peasants and proletarians lost their stomach for a noble war.
Rabble rousers, subversives and opportunists sowing the seeds of dissent and undermining morale. "Peace, land and bread!" Now it's peace, healthcare and raise the minimum wage! Put a mustache and beard on Senator Schumer and he resembles Leon Trotsky! Instead of Lenin's propaganda pamphlets we have blogs. Hillary Clinton might as well be the reincarnation of Vladimir Lenin's wife Nadezhda Krupskaya.
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Media Couldn't Wait to Pounce on Pelosi

Some say her act was a sign of courage. She took a solid position on what she thought was best and she stuck with it through to the very end -- no apologies, no excuses. That's what leaders do. Of course they can't win every battle.
Others, including the mainstream media and conservative bloggers, have pointed out that Hoyer's win was a 'devastating' defeat for Pelosi -- one that might set the stage for Democratic infighting or serve as a hobbling message to Speaker Pelosi. Clearly this is the easiest tack for media outlets to take. It's simply more exciting to the average reader to hear about such drama. That Pelosi has 'great leadership skills' would seem far less interesting for the majority of the consuming public.
So off they ago...
The AP notes Pelosi's own election is being largely "overshadowed by Murtha's defeat,"
The USA Today says "the next speaker of the House lost her first test Thursday."
Dana Milbank writes in the Washington Post that Pelosi "experienced her first smackdown." It "should have been a coronation," but "instead, her party...plunged into fratricide."
The Los Angeles Times wrote "Pelosi's Early Setback Has Her Party On Alert," and says Democrats "gave Pelosi a brusque lesson in the limits of her power." Hoyer "didn't merely defeat Murtha, Pelosi's strong preference, but trounced him."
On the CBS Evening News, Bob Schieffer said the Murtha-Hoyer debate "has raised real questions about [Pelosi's] judgment."
The Washington Post says the vote "was viewed by many in the party as a repudiation of Pelosi's strong-arm tactics."
The Baltimore Sun reports California Rep. Maxine Waters, "a Hoyer supporter, said Pelosi's campaign...had raised serious questions within the party. 'What most people didn't understand was the why's of it all,' Waters said."
And the New York Times notes "some supporters of Mr. Murtha...were disgruntled and said they were trying to identify lawmakers who had broken pledges to support him. 'We won't trust them on issues like this the next time,' said Representative James P. Moran, a Murtha ally from Virginia who said Mr. Murtha had been betrayed."
Perhaps next time, Speaker Pelosi will deal with such internal matters more subtly and behind closed doors as much as possible. After all, she had relatively little to gain and much to lose from making this such an unnecessarily public debate.
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Steny Hoyer IN -- John Murtha OUT!!

Today, both Devilstower and Larry O'Donnell let rip with a scathing criticism of a potential Jack Murtha House majority leadership position -- seemingly in reaction to a Washington Post Article endorsing Hoyer as House majority leader in lieu of the ethically 'questionable' Murtha.
I would like to reiterate the absolute importance of Pelosi's and the Democrats' exclusion of such questionable figures from leadership positions. Murtha has no business representing Democrats -- a party that has rightly adopted a "culture of integrity" -- one that intends to "Drain the swamp" of congressional corruption.
Pelosi should know better.
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John Murtha Should Step Aside

The reason: ethics, earmarks, and the politics of the personal.
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The Politics of War: Then and Now

They all told him the administration's policies were working and a premature withdrawal was tantamount to weakness. The war was of course Vietnam. LBJ was in the White House. And a Massachusetts congressman named Tip O'Neill was on a collision course with President Johnson after years of steadfast support.
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Swiftboating Murtha - It took 'em longer than I thought

from rep. john murtha writing in the huffington post this afternoon...
This afternoon, CNSNEWS.com published an article entitled "Murtha's War Hero Status Called Into Question" on its website. The article questions the validity of my purple hearts. This is my response:
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Murtha "Likes" Hadley: Sees US Troops Out of Iraq by Year End 2006

Murtha was referring to earlier comments by National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley where Hadley said the US may be ready to reduce the number of troops in Iraq if Iraqis continued making progress at the current pace.
More over the flip...
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THK: "Assault on Murtha Should Alarm Us All" FEEDBACK WANTED

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Congressman Norm Dicks latest hawk to reverse on Iraq.


Dicks' reversal comes as the steady drumbeat of revelations continues about the extent of the Bush plan to fix facts around the case for war in Iraq. He is the congressman for Washington's Sixth District, which includes Tacoma.
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Murtha Stole Bush's Plan!

Yesterday, this astonishing report came out - just a week after the GOP hounds of hell were let loose to savage John Murtha's patriotism:
WASHINGTON (AFP) - The White House has for the first time claimed ownership of an
Iraq withdrawal plan, arguing that a troop pullout blueprint unveiled this past week by a Democratic senator was "remarkably similar" to its own.
Hmmm ... remarkably similar indeed. The AFP article DOES point out this amazing coincidence:
Less than two weeks ago, McClellan blasted Democratic Representative John Murtha, saying that by calling for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq, the congressman was "endorsing the policy positions of Michael Moore," a stridently anti-war Hollywood filmmaker.
But the White House, in its latest blast of bullshit, claims it's not Murtha's urging that led to Bush finally formulating a withdrawal plan, but Joe Biden's recent proposals for an exit strategy ... and that Biden was simply echoing the administration's plan, even though all we've heard from Bush's lips is the mantra: Stay the course.
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Jean Schmidt Lied

Three days after Rep. Jean Schmidt was booed off the House floor for saying that "cowards cut and run, Marines never do," the Ohioan she quoted disputed the comments.Send her a yellow feather, won't you?Danny Bubp, a freshman state representative who is a colonel in the Marine Corps Reserve, told The Enquirer that he never mentioned Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., by name when talking with Schmidt, and he would never call a fellow Marine a coward.
(Via AMERICAblog)
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Election Day 2006

REP. MURTHA: ...Let me predict this: We're going to be out of there, we're going to be out of there very quickly, and it's going to be close to the plan that I'm presenting right now.MR. RUSSERT: You think we'll be out of Iraq by the end of 2006?
REP. MURTHA: I think we'll be out of there; if not completely out of there, we'll be very close to being out of there. I think we could be out--yeah, I predict we'll be out of there--it'll be 2006.
MR. RUSSERT: By Election Day 2006?
REP. MURTHA: You--you have hit it on the head.
Well of course we'll be out by Election Day.
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Murtha On MTP

He predicts that, despite the Republican "outrage," we'll be out of Iraq by the 2006 elections.
The guy makes such clear, sober sense. He obviously needs to work over some Democrats, but I think he's pretty damn persuasive. We're looking at the guy that's going to get us out of Iraq.
Some quotes below in the meantime...
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GOP treating military veterans like racists did Blacks.

The expectations that the segregationists had for Blacks and the expectations that the Republicans have for military veterans are very similar. The segregationists expected Blacks to be quiet, not get too uppity, not make trouble for whitey, and stay on their end of the tracks. Blacks who didn't were regularly lynched; one writer I studied in college suggested that the White segregationists did so in order to show their sexual prowess.
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