"The Horde of the Bling"... a Ricky Santorum Production


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[Some of these pictures may get frogmarched pretty quickly, so I'm just putting smaller versions on Image Shack... I'm also putting links to the larger ones to my website... Sorry for the low quality and the discontinuity of clicking back and forth if it happens...]
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White House Pronounces Musharraf, Karzai, Bush Dinner Meeting a Success


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Washington, DC (APE) - Billed as an event that might have descended into international slapstick, the White House today announced that President Bush's dinner meeting last night with Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai and Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf went off without a hitch. White House spokesperson Tony Snow stated that the president had become further impressed with his two allies, describing them as a couple of very "wise guys".
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The Invisible President


I've had a lot of folks ask me things like, "How can you stand to even look at his face?"... or, "Don't you get bored with just putting his head on somebody else?" or, "Don't all these ad hominem attacks just bring us down?"... well, I guess I can sort of say yes to all of these questions.
I was ready to mount my usual early-morning pixel assault on the CHIMPOTUS today, when it finally just got to me... I just didn't have the stomach to look at the smirking frat boy on vacation once again. I was a little bored and looking for a challenge, too... then it dawned on me that maybe I should just give people what they want... rework Dub into something a little more palatable for those who have such a visceral response.
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Bush, Hezbollah, and the Battle of Qadesh

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Borracho Hombre and "Springtime for Bush"


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"Springtime for Bush" after the fold...
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Bill and Ted... and the Sequel... Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!


A little photoshop fun for this fine Saturday morning! This one goes out to all you loyal progressive Dems in the great states of Alaska and Tennessee. In the first movie, we have Doofus attempt to help Bill and Ted rewrite history. In the sequel (after the fold) Bill and Ted play games with Death in an attempt to rescue Doofus and preserve their version of history... Hope you enjoy!
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The Passion of the Anti-Christ

My apologies to anyone offended and heading out to church services tonight and tomorrow...; )
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The Testicles of Big Dick

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Photoshoppers Turn Ugly in Hillary Clinton Run for '08 Presidency


New York, NY (Rotters) - Ever since being fingered by George W. Bush as the favored presidential election opponent for the Republican Party in 2008, Senator Clinton has been met with a withering disinformation campaign from the bowels of what some describe as the vast right-wing conspiracy. At issue most recently was a very unflattering and supposedly candid snapshot of the New York senator greeting people upon her arrival for President Bush's State of the Union address to Congress.
The photo has been circulated throughout the United States and indeed the world, and is currently on Yahoo's list of most e-mailed photographs.
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