You Should Vote Republican if You Believe the Following: 
- We should all be proud of going to war in Iraq on the basis of lies and distortion.
- We should not worry a second about the skyrocketing national debt, which is greater than all the national debts combined since the U.S. was founded 232 years ago.
- The best reason for having children in the U.S.A. now is because they can be saddled with paying off the bill (our national debt) that Republican hero George Bush has gifted us with.
- You should demand that Bush speak at your convention so he can glibly explain how he achieved this monumental debt.
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