The success of the Swift Boat Liars Against Kerry was so great, that it has become the standard by which Republicans run their campaigns.

With virtually no vision, ideas, competence, or leadership skills, Republicans have found it more and more necessary to run a 'Campaign of Defamation'.

Most recently, Republican Senatorial candidate Thomas H. Kean Jr. decided it was in his best interest to apply to the GOP 'Hall of Defame' with his attempt to 'Swift boat' his opponent, Democrat Robert Menendez.

However, it appears that Kean needs a few more lessons from Der Leader's Propaganda U. You know, just a few more tips in 'plausible deniability' and a little dabbling in 'suggestive ambiguity'. That should do the trick.

This time, the Feds themselves have stepped up to stamp Kean a baldfaced liar.