How Low Can He Go?

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New TheBlaz poll shows 90% of other polls to be stupid

Alas for all who seek the basest of truth that lies in the recesses of all polls. One would think that the method of asking a bunch of people their opinions on several topics and then coming up with the percentile data of those opinions wouldn't result in such dissembling, but here we are. Polls and their results are clouded with mystery. How does a poll come into existence? Certainly some people must have been contacted to participate in these things. Certainly questions were asked, answers were given, and numbers were spawned. Unfortunately, the numbers, while not lies, do not tell the entire story and should be viewed with a critical eye.
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