Democrats Should Eat a Baby

In those frustrating days (and they were long days), there was much speculation about what it would take for people to wake up to the combination of self-assured stupidity and mindless evil that made up the Bush administration. A few even mulled the idea that Bush could take up barbequing infants on the White House lawn without giving up a majority on Gallup.
But here's the thing -- it wasn't passing unpopular laws and unpopular policies that finally brought Bush low in the polls. It was the incompetence displayed in carried out his edicts that made people doubt the emperor's sartorial splendor, not the wackiness of his proclamations.
Now, odd as it sounds, as Democrats make the run toward 2006 and beyond, they need to take a lesson from Bush. They need to sharpen up the utensils and track down a juicy baby.
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