What NOT to do if the Secret Service Comes Calling... 
Do NOT assert your right to privacy when they ask to look at the contents of your computer.
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Take my word for it on that one. It makes one seem suspicious. I know what I am talking about here from personal experience just this past week. Someone I know apparently got himself into a bit of trouble with the law, and -- one thing leading to another -- his Majesties' Secret Service came to pay yours truly a little visit.
Wait... There's more! (384 words in story)
