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"The Camp X-Ray Tango"




[DICK]

Cock.

[SCOOTER]

Fitz.

[DENNY]

Swish.

[GEORGIE]

Uh uh.

[DONNY]

Gitmo.

[TOMMY]

Dipshits!

[ANCHORMAN]

And now the six merry treasonists of the Guantanamo Bay Facility in their rendition of "The Camp X-Ray Tango"...

After further review and agonizing soul-searching (which explains why I didn't write a diary yesterday), I have decided that I can no longer support Russ Feingold for President. I am well and truly beaten. I did not realize that a twice-divorced candidate would be such a big liability. I fear that it would be such a great liability that we would be beaten even worse than McGovern and Mondale did.

As much as we might agree with Feingold 100% on the issues, he is simply not electable. People want a candidate who represents America, and they would always go for the man who best represents their ideals. This includes having a traditional family. After all, if a man can't run his family, then how can he run this country?

Dick Cheney told Faux New's Brit Hume that shooting his <s>close friend</s&gt acquaintance was "one of the worst days" of his life.

I'm sure it was. The thought that he might -- no matter how remotely -- be held accountable for killing a man probably made him feel terrible.

Not for Mr. Whittington, of course, but for himself.

A dark moment indeed in the life of Dick Cheney, that momentary flash of guilt. Caused one of the worst days of his life.

Fortunately I've been able to ascertain through my connections at NSA what are among