OH DENNY BOY (apologies to any Irish who are offended)

Oh Denny Boy, Oh Cripes, Oh Cripes yer fallin'
You sinned the sin, and let Mark Foley slide
You blunder on, with all your powers... lying
That you, you didn't know... your shame you now must hide.

If I deceive you now, I'll make our stay the biggest travesty...
Oooo yo! Ain't no way we go....
These Iraqi vows... don't take away my heart and make me flee...
Oooo yo! Baby we can't go....