NYBri Defies Science. Literally tied in knots. 
NYBri awoke this morning and found himslef physically tied in knots with his arms and legs in what some investigators called, "like a sailor's knot."
"I'm no boy scout, so I don't know what kind of knot it is,"said the victim as he was rolled into an ambulance." All I know is, I went to bed really anxious about the indictments and when I woke up...well, you see what happened."
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KEYWORDS: Satire
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