Political Cortex: Brain Food for the Body Politic

Saddam Hussein didn't lie to America about Iraq possessing WMDs and cherry pick intelligence in order to sell a war with Iraq.

Saddam Hussein didn't allow North Korea and Iran to glide closer to being nuclearized states while letting Osama bin Ladin make a clean get-away.

Saddam Hussein didn't spark an increase in global terrorism and destabilize the global oil supply, thus helping Big Oil rake in record profits while ramping-up American inflation rates.

You wanna know something else Saddam Hussein didn't do, McClellan? He didn't invade Kuwait until April Glaspie gave him Daddy Bush's blessing. And he never told his people that the Kuwaitis would welcome Iraqi forces with open arms as liberators, or that the war with Kuwait would be a cakewalk lasting a few weeks or months at most.

And since you are to C.J.Cregg what McDonald's is to a five-star restaurant, I'm going to reiterate one of the above-mentioned facts for you using small words, so as not to produce that "deer-in-the-headlights" look you always sport on those rare occasions when the White House press corps actually does it's f**king job: Ted Kennedy wasn't our president during the first war with Iraq, your boss' daddy was.

Thanks to Daddy Bush's foreign policy, Saddam Hussein got a smack on the wrist for attacking Kuwait and was then allowed to remain in power for an extra decade, during which he oppressed his people while your party took over Congress and deemed him a non-entity... until 2002, when he was given an extreme make-over by Baby Bush.

To sum up: Yeah, Scotty -- you smarmy little smegma-stain of a man -- Ted Kennedy and every other patriotic American is going to find time to say negative (but truthful) things about that hypocritical, draft-dodging, lying frat boy thug you call "Mr. President" because his corruption and incompetence and imperialistic bullshit make him the worst president in U.S. history, bar none.