Fringe Righties v.2 Email Print

The conservative movement is descending into bedlam. With moderate Republicans hiding in shame, the real nuts have been set loose. So it comes to no surprise to anyone that the latest installment of "Making Sense of Fringe Right-Wing lunatics" is probably the best to date.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with this, allow me to explain. Every once in a while, Democratic Underground releases some of their better hate mail to the reading public. This gives me a chance to make a found poem from the flotsam - a potpourri of far-right wing lunacy, if you will. (You can find previous installments here, here and here).

You'll find the poem in the body. Recurring themes this week: body odor, excessive punctuation, pedantic arguments. WARNING: I've done my best to clean up the foul language, but this still may not be work safe, and that goes for all the above links as well. Fair warning.

Found Poem #4: Basket Cases Coming Unwound

Ever dang time I look at your website, I go code brown in my pants.

Well where should I start, your nut's"!!!!!!
You are a bunch of silly homos,
anti american money stealing via taxes idiots;
your nf---ing brains are in your ass,
you p---y-assed pieces of s--t nut jobs.

You think that yelling and cursing is the same as debating.

What a bunch of whinning little c--ts you all are.
You're all a bunch of communist, America-hating a$$holes.
the only stupid people are the f---ing democrats.
so many of your mindless drones do,,, you dont deserve my views.............

NOW I KNOW WHY YOU DUMBASCRAPS WILL BE A LOOOONG TIME SITTING ON THE SIDELINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF DUM ASS LIARS THAT DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE EVIL AND DESPICABLE PEOPLE AND THE DECENT PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY HAVE FIGURED YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Your "opinions" are stickily lies! plus, you have the mentality of a ameba . bwahahhahahahhahahahhaha!
I think you are cowards,,,you certainly know you are.

But the minute you guys cross the line, you will become my enemy and my enemies tend not to hang around for very long.
Just like the International Red cross ( just another branch of Alquidea)

Joseph Gobbels would be proud, 'cause Conservatives are pulsing, growing, and taking over........


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of hate mail.

One with the subject line: Dumbass

 Looks like you and your LIBERAL friends were a little disappointed, didn't get what you expected? Prepare yourself scumbag. We have something special planned for you haters of America.....

 

 I read it and immediately thought of an unmarried 35 yr old sending me email from his mama's basement.

My blog is pretty.

by Georgia10 on 11/02/2005 05:56:52 PM EST

Mid 40s.
His wife is locked in the basement.  She's purportedly 'doing laundry' but when was the last time you saw her alone in public. I swear she had a black eye at church last week too.

by mungley on 11/02/2005 08:56:03 PM EST

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<mega snark>

The Albany Project. The best damned blog about New York State politics.

by NYBri on 11/02/2005 11:04:04 PM EST

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I loved that. Very emotional.
No regard for punctuation of grammatical convention either.  Talk about edgy.

by mungley on 11/02/2005 08:53:52 PM EST

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