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My contribution to the War on Christmas:

[Crossposted from BooMan Tribune]

Oh Little Town of Washington

O little town of Washington,
How well we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sheep
The silence that you buy;
Yet on thy dark deeds knoweth
That we will shine the Light;
The hopes and fears of all the years
WIll indict thee to-night.

Your threats are not so scary,
Though gathered from above,
We no more sleep, but start to keep
Tabs on our corrupt gov.
O liberal blogs, together
Proclaim the gread besmirch!
And praises sing to Fitz the King,
Let's bring peace to earth.

How silently, how silently,
Our trust in you was riven!
We forgave you with all our hearts
Because of nine-eleven.
But your lying war was coming,
For all the world a sin,
Where money was received in, still
Coming, rolling in.

Where once we were proud and happy
You've been running wild,
Now misery cries out to thee,
Disasters heavily piled;
Where charity stands watching
As you block every door door,
The dark night wakes, New Orleans breaks,
Incompetence comes once more.

O corruption of Washington!
Leave us be, we pray;
Cast out your sin and enter in,
Be true in us to-day.
We hear the Fitzmas angels
The great glad tidings tell;
O come to us, abide near us,
Where you belong--in jail!


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Getting into the spirit of Christmas, I see.

by SusanG on 12/15/2005 10:53:54 AM EST

...that the wingnuts could see that Christmas should be a time of joy.  Their representatives in the media, certainly, have no joy in their lives.

Errr... maybe that's why they are wingnuts!

by Aaron Barlow on 12/16/2005 06:56:45 AM EST

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'Tis the season, . . . n/t

Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle. FDR

by btyarbro on 12/15/2005 02:44:58 PM EST

Yes, the wingnuts just can't stand to have anyone actually enjoy themselves.

The Albany Project. The best damned blog about New York State politics.

by NYBri on 12/17/2005 01:40:07 AM EST

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