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Hamza Rabia, the latest alleged "Number 3 Al Qaeda leader" (who might have been just a key associate) is definitely dead. Maybe.
Pakistani officials insisted Monday that DNA evidence and communications intercepts both confirm that a top al-Qaida operative died in an explosion at his tribal hide-out last week, brushing off Washington's reluctance to confirm the man was dead.
You have to wonder how these folks were able to apprehend the guy's DNA, but unable to apprehend the guy himself.

But wait, there's more! The head of Pakistani counterterrorism, Javed Iqbal Cheema, is being cagey on whether or not Pakistan's sample of DNA was matched to DNA found at the scene, or if its DNA sample was matched to DNA actually taken from Rabia's body:

He would not say whether Pakistani forces had recovered Rabia's remains from the blast site. The Karachi-based Dawn newspaper reported that Rabia's body had been retrieved by associates from outside Pakistan and spirited away.
So, this is uh, one hell of a victory, isn't it? At this rate, the War on (Some) Terror is going to be over in no time. Maybe.


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"We just kill/captured Al Qaeda's #2 man." = "We just caught a guy that we've at least heard of."

"We just kill/captured Al Qaeda's #3 man." = "We just caught a guy that we think makes their Starbuck's runs."

by Devilstower on 12/05/2005 01:48:57 PM EST

"Protecting America from guys who weren't really a threat in the first place, but might have been. Possibly. Some day in the future, perhaps."

by S M Dixon on 12/05/2005 02:11:47 PM EST

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soap operas, too. For a whole year on Dallas, Pam dreamed Bobby was dead, and all he was doing was taking a shower.

And the Repubs bitch about the liberals in Hollywood? Stay tuned for As the Pentagon Turns.

All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss. (Douglas Adams)

by scoophound on 12/05/2005 09:02:51 PM EST

and my dad is kinda dead.

Ithaca is a happening place: http//www.ithacaactionnetwo rk.blogspot.com

by Percheronwoman on 12/07/2005 03:24:47 PM EST

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