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In C. M. Kornbluth's 1951 sci fi short, The Marching Morons, a modern day huckster takes a one way trip to the future and discovers that progress didn't quite go as expected.  The breeding rate of smart, educated people versus that of the not-so-bright underclass has left the world with an average IQ less than the temperature of Milwaukee in January, and only said conman can save the few smarties left from moronic domination.  The story is racist, classist, elitist, terribly dated, and really quite funny.

But of course, Kornbluth got everything wrong -- well, everything but the results   Because if some researchers are right, America is facing a huge shortage of a resource that can't be fixed no matter how many national parks we're willing to drill, or how many old growth trees we chop down.  We're running out of smart people.

Blame it on the Boomers
Okay, we're not running out of all smart people.  The people reading this, for instance, are wonderfully quick, blessed with access to more information and opinion than the brightest lights of the past could have ever wished, and equipped with tools that allow them to gobble down data like a skinny Japanese kid at a hot dog eating contest.  So relax, you're wicked smart.  It's just that you're probably not the right kind of smart.

According to Edward Gordon, author of The 2010 Meltdown, America is facing a resource shortage that's going to impact us much more quickly than peak oil.  Within just three years, Gordon says we're going to start suffering from a critical shortage of engineers and scientists.  By the titular date of his book, that crisis is going to be critical enough that it will wreck the economy.

Today, America's work force is divided into three parts: about 25 percent are the 'smart people' who are educated and also have special career skills; another 25 percent are the 'walking dead,' victims of mergers or technological change and need to acquire new skills in order to change jobs or even careers; and up to 50 percent are the 'techno-peasants,' poorly educated adults with few if any special career skills.

Yeah, you've heard some of this "we don't train enough scientists/engineers" moaning before.  Trust me, you haven't heard it quite like this.

According to Gordon, part of the fault lies with the Baby Boomers (but hey, don't all disasters start with the Boomers?).  First off, there's a lot of them, and they produced a truckload of scientific types.  Following on the technological gains that came from World War II -- and spurred on by both the fear and excitement generated by Sputnik -- there was a national push toward science education.  Boomers caught this wave, and the whole nation surfed into the high tech world of personal computers and the net.

But in the generations that have followed that big bulge through the population python, science and engineering... eh, not so much.  Watching corporate CEO's slurp down more and more of the money, has given youngsters the sneaky suspicion that business and investment is where the cash lies.  Gordon, whose background and previous books concerned education, claims that the result is a huge surplus of graduates in fields like business, marketing, and communications.  We have the MBAs needed to run a million Microsofts.  We just don't have the engineers it takes to design new products.

As the Boomers start to retire, they don't just represent an increasing burden on Social Security and Medicare, they also represent an immense brain drain.  The phenomenon of older engineers working for younger managers is not an exception, it's the reality.  Not only do these folks have a lot of technical training, they also have intimate knowledge of products and processes specific to the corporations they work for -- information that's hard to reproduce.  As those engineers start to go out the door, the managers may find productivity can't keep up -- no matter which historical tyrant they adopt as an organizational role model.

Being an education guy, Gordon sees the prevention of America's zombification as an education problem.

The solution to this tech labor market meltdown must begin in the K-12 grades. All states must mandate for every student the math and science foundation skills that are essential to every academic discipline and the future of a New America.
 Note that Gordon is not embracing the No Child Left Behind Act.  He's down on the whole concept of standardized tests, and points to studies that show a very poor correlation between scores on achievement tests and everything from high school graduation rates to lifetime earnings.  Gordon maintains that it's not more testing that schools require, it's more teaching, specifically more science and math.

The title of the book may make you think that Gordon is as doom-and-gloomy as say... me, but the truth is this book is really rather optimistic.  The overall idea is that corporations are already jonesing for more science types, and those retiring Boomers are going to create high demand, along with high prices.  If we just start feeding the pipeline through more science education, we'll come out of this even better than we are now.

Not surprisingly, I think Gordon's an optimist.

Night of the Living Outsource
While Gordon focuses on education, and maintains that American corporations are soon to be starving for the tech savvy, he misses another part of the picture.  Those kids who are heading off to business school are not as dumb as he makes them out to be.  

While a newly minted chemical or electrical engineer can look forward to a decent starting salary, they also face more limited opportunities, both in the areas where they can find employment, and at the top end of their scale.  And if the $54,000 an engineer might haul down looks good, it looks a lot worse compared to the $140,000 plus perks available to an MBA from a good school.  Most engineering programs are hard, require at least five years, and are often accompanied by apprenticeship programs.  Why should anyone subject themselves to that if they're not going to be rewarded?

When a smart kid sees news like the insane bonuses being handed out by Wall Street firms, where a full partner can pull in $40 million and even the lowliest first year is getting another $100,000 dropped on top of her six figure salary, where are they going to head?  99% of students who can make it through a top-notch electrical engineering program are equally capable of knocking off a respected MBA.  Businesses can whine all they want about a lack of good engineers and scientists, but as long as they continue to reward the money men above all else, the brightest minds are going to go toward the light.

Other forces are at work on the science and engineering fields.  As Gordon predicted, we are hearing some gnashing of teeth over the retirement of those experienced engineers, but at the same time, anyone who used to program computers for a living can tell you that computer jobs are going bye-bye -- 600,000 of them in the last year alone.  Starting salaries in information science and computer engineering are actually dropping, not rising.  How does this mesh with our supposed tech hunger?

The truth is, the need for scientists and engineers comes down to a need for specialists.  If you're doing a GIS project that requires a lot of knowledge of Oracle application servers and ESRI back end products, then you're willing to shell out big bucks for experts in these areas.  But computer programmers just out of school?  Eh, they're just cogs in the system.  You might as well buy those cogs from India, where they're nominally cheaper and often better trained.

American corporations are not only outsourcing the "line work" of coding or hardware assembly, they're also stating to outsource the mental heavy lifting.  Intel recently announced a billion dollar plus investment in India.  This doesn't sound too unusual.  Intel has billion dollar factories all over the world.  Only this new site is not a chip facility -- it's where Intel plans to do their next generation of R&D.  Want to know who really has an engineering shortage?  India.  China.  They're cranking out herds of scientists and engineers, and they still can't make them fast enough.  

In the words of Kevin Barnes, a software engineer who has spent significant time working in tech-heavy Bangalore:

The practical reality is that anyone in India who can spell Java already has a job. More experienced engineers do exist, especially a fairly sizable group that lived in the US and has returned to India, but the demand curve for the best of these is such that they may get paid as much as ten times what a fresh graduate gets paid.  The problem is purely economic. The demand has outstripped the supply for good engineers and as a result people who have no love for code (or even any like for it) have rushed in to fill the gap.

Hmm, that sounds like Gordon's prediction, all right.  Only it's the wrong country.  Engineers who have lived in the United States for decades are heading for India, because that's where the jobs are.  Why are Indian schools cranking out so many scientists and engineers?  Because companies in India are hiring them and paying them more than they can get in other fields.

When I see companies in the US basing their engineers here and outsourcing their frickin' management overseas, then I'll get excited.  For right now, I see no evidence that American corporations place any real value on scientific knowledge.

Return of the Living Doom
If a scientific brain drain doesn't sound bad enough to you, allow me to pile on the darkness by dragging in a few of my older bits.  

In a diary called The End of Everything, I talked about the idea that ideas themselves are getting harder to come by.  We've already mined the shallow end of the information ore reserve, and now we're having to go deep.  It now takes much more time, money, and brainpower to make headway on new discoveries and new practical applications than it did a few decades ago.

In another diary called Playing Chicken with the Apocalypse, I argued that the window in which we could develop technological solutions to free us from the oncoming failure of cheap oil was closing.

Combine those two with this piece and what have you got?

  • We're facing a crisis that needs immense scientific brainpower to solve.
  • Each problem requires more brainpower than the last.
  • We're producing fewer and fewer people to meet these needs.

But buck up, things aren't all bad.  In twenty years or so, those Indian and Chinese companies are going to need people to work the assembly lines building their next generation gadgets.  American workers may need training, but I'm sure we can compete on prices against Bangladesh.

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Once upon a time, I gave birth to a math/science savant, who is now 19 years old. As I learned is common with kids with these gifts, he also excelled in two other fields: languages (he's trilingual now, with German and Japanese) and music.

During high school, he won seven Golden State awards in math and physics, which are recognitions of the top 1% of the top 1% in specific tested fields on the California state tests (and each award comes with a $1,000 college scholarship).

Now given the reputed shortage of engineers/techies, etc., I expected an onslaught of college recruiting to begin in his junior year. Silly me. What he got was one generic "please consider us" letter from CalTech and one from Princeton. No follow-up. No phone calls. Nothing.

I honestly believe if vigorous recruitment had been undertaken, he would have pursued math/physics. But what happened was, he gradually drifted into his other love, music. And thus another math geek is lost to the business world. (And please note, $$ is not the issue with him, otherwise, he wouldn't be pursuing music. What he would have responded to was intellectual challenge, solving math problems and some attention paid to his gift.)

So it seems to me that part of the problem lies in the disconnect between, first of all, businesses exerting enough pressure on the colleges to encourage them to recruit this type of talent. Secondly, there needs to be more scouting and personal engagement with kids gifted in these ways during the early high school years. The fact that he was also schmoozed by the local college music department was, I think, what finally pushed him to make the artistic choice.

Until there is a pipeline for recruitment in these areas as strong as the high school/college/NFL (or NBA) matrix in sports, there is going to continue to be a brain drain. And it's ironic that there is a much more organized and concerted effort in the sports field to do just this (which really, comes down to being simply an "entertainment" field for the masses). Which should tell us a lot of sad stuff about the state of America today, if you really think about it.

by SusanG on 12/08/2005 01:07:51 PM EST

also seem to be the ones going after the merit scholars.  

SusanG, what I have seen is that the Harvards and CALTecks may indeed not be recruiting brains, probably because they do not have to.  However, the state universities, the ones going after the big athletes, also seem to be the ones pursuing the merit scholars.  I guess it is an attempt to be a broader institution than just a sports arena, or maybe to offset that image.  At least that is the anecdotal experience I have seen a in my limited experiences.

by NG on 12/08/2005 01:25:38 PM EST

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My wife picked up (another) masters a couple of years back, and I went to sit in the auditorium for the ceremony.  In marched the dozen or so people getting an advanced degree in science, and a similar handful in fields like theology, social studies, etc.  Behind them came, I kid you not, 800 MBAs.

We're in a feedback loop.  Face it, a business degree is easier than a science degree.  I'm only about six hours away from an MBA of my own, and I can't think of any class that was a patch on PChem or Cell Bio.  For this semi-meaningless night school degree, I will be rewarded with a boost in my current pay and more opportunities than either of my science degrees provided.

The way things are right now, the kids who really, really love science stick with it.  Others, even those who would rather do science, get out for something that's easier and more fiscally rewarding.

by Devilstower on 12/08/2005 01:59:10 PM EST

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nothing beats a masters ofeducation.

by Robin Abernathy on 12/08/2005 02:52:19 PM EST

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Actually two of them.  The first also ended up in music.  The second is a junior in college,and all this time has not been able to win a scholarship.  Nor has he received any recruiting offers.

by Robin Abernathy on 12/08/2005 02:44:40 PM EST

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I'm a total math moron and very humanities-oriented. This kid outstripped me in math understanding by about sixth grade. Also, my eyes glaze over when he tries to explain anything that fascinates him in the geek world (he's into techie computer stuff too), and I have a lot of trouble finding things to engage with him in that interest us both equally.

Plus, the kid's just made me feel flat-out stupid since he was about 9 years old (not intentionally ... he's a sweetheart. I just feel dumb around him most of the time.)

by SusanG on 12/08/2005 03:18:11 PM EST

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But I can see where he gets his brilliance;)

And you hit upon the main focus here and it is one that we have been battling since the beginning of time.

The battle: short-term pleasure vs. long-term achievement.

The quest for short-term pleasure is exhibited in the explosion of credit card debt, infotainment news, and a premium value placed on athletes over scientists and such.

The lack of long-term vision is displayed by our general destruction of the environment and dismissal of related issues, the inability of society to place value in those professions/ skill sets most conducive to long-term advances critical to humanity, and the general embracing of conservatism.

The problem is that such long-term issues are only addressed once they become a near-term emergency. By then, you start to see shit like the Larsen B ice shelf falling off of Antarctica, and record-breaking catastrophic Hurricane seasons.

Political Cortex -- Brain Food for the Body Politic

by Tom Ball on 12/08/2005 03:35:30 PM EST

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that we are going to build around the US to keep more than terrorists out.  You see we have something here that we talk about here a lot, and it is called the voting public.  When enough of them say enough, up goes the various virtual and real fences.  In other words, the answer to the problem may be to redefine your buyer, seller, maker universe by internal laws!

by NG on 12/08/2005 12:40:02 PM EST

This sent chills down my spine:

"In twenty years or so, those Indian and Chinese companies are going to need people to work the assembly lines building their next generation gadgets.  American workers may need training, but I'm sure we can compete on prices against Bangladesh."

so Twilight Zonish

by Embolden on 12/08/2005 01:57:14 PM EST

I know for a fact that another drain on our technological mind-pool is Wall Street. With the rise of derivative products, intricate financial hedges and speculative instruments, and otherwise math intensive financial products, engineers are being recruited straight into the trading rooms. Interest rate derivative desks at at least one institution that I know of is complrised solely of Aerospace Engineers and Math PHDs.

As you said, why settle for $50K when you can make $300K+?

Excellent article!!

Political Cortex -- Brain Food for the Body Politic

by Tom Ball on 12/08/2005 02:04:23 PM EST

Machiavelli is not a solid managerial role model?

by Captain Marvel on 12/08/2005 02:06:49 PM EST

I've already seen the managerial books that claim to show you the secrets of Atilla the Hun and Ghengis Khan.  I wouldn't be surprised to find a "60-Second Hitler" on the shelves.

Fifty years from now, they'll probably have "Manage Like Bush."  

by Devilstower on 12/08/2005 03:29:18 PM EST

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Good old Kansas was just awarded an "F" and rated as the state with the worst science education in the nation.

In describing Kansas' standards for teaching science, the institute doing the rankings said:

"They said it's wrong to limit science to the discussion or study of natural processes," Gross said. "It's not just wrong but stupid."

by Devilstower on 12/08/2005 03:37:10 PM EST

..."am I old enough to retire, yet."

sheesh.

The Albany Project. The best damned blog about New York State politics.

by NYBri on 12/08/2005 04:13:34 PM EST

An MA in Greek and Latin. Overeducated and underemployed. I teach as an adjunct lecturer at a college. Taught my last class of the semester last night. (Thank God Almighty. -- Normally I'm agnostic, but I get very religious at the end of term.)

I don't have a Ph.D., so there's no chance for advancement. There are very few the other job opportunities out there. A few years as a freelance copyeditor and a few years lecturing in Classics and Ancient History doesn't normally show up under "required background" on job adverts.

I check the Sunday classifieds every week. It seems 90% of the non-nursing jobs are for sales or advertising, both of which I would be horrible at.

Frustrating.

by astraea on 12/08/2005 06:01:28 PM EST

Well, it sounds dismal, but we've got a lot of kids that are going to be taught Intelligent Design in their science classes soon.

Then, we can just all PRAY our problems away!

Full disclosure: I have an MBA.

Fuller disclosure: DAMN I wish I made $40 mil. :-)

Dissent Protects Democracy

by cscs on 12/08/2005 07:39:10 PM EST

The CEO of my company made $90 million last year.  Every time I look at the "insider trading" page on Ameritrade, I see him selling about $2 million a month.  I always think "Man, if I could just have what he makes in a month, I'd never work again."

Then I realize there just might be something connected to that attitude that indicates why I don't make what he makes in a month.

by Devilstower on 12/08/2005 07:54:49 PM EST

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it seems good, but I wouldn't want the trappings that come along with it.

Not having a lot makes you really appreciate what you do have.

Dissent Protects Democracy

by cscs on 12/09/2005 08:30:05 AM EST

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