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Washington Post columnist GOP spinmeister Charles Krauthammer compares the vice president of the United States blasting a man in the face and chest with a shotgun to a tackle in a neighborhood football game.

In psychiatry, which Krauthammer claims to have practiced, a view point that detached from reality is known as "delusional."

This news briefing got famously out of control (as a psychiatrist I found the groups I ran for inpatient schizophrenics far more civilized) over the new great issue of our time: Why was there a 14-hour delay in calling the press?

Let's pose a hypothetical. You're at a gathering at a friend's house in the country. You're all playing touch football and, as you lunge to tag someone, you stumble and accidentally barrel into a would-be receiver running a crossing pattern and you knock him down, breaking a few of his ribs, maybe puncturing a lung and who knows what else.

What do you do? You get him immediate help. Then you notify and tend to his family. Then you try to calm the host and the guests and to mitigate the damage you've caused.

Now change the hypothetical in just two ways. It's not touch football but a birdshot accident, which makes it a bit more romantic and more comical. But that changes nothing about the correct reaction.

Obviously Krauthammer has neither hunted or fired a weapon if he thinks there is any comparison between getting shot and getting tackled.

His column effort to downplay the shooting should not come as a surprise to any regular readers of Krauthammer. He has drank long and deep of the Bush Cult's Kool-Aid.

And the latest effort from the Bush team is to turn Dick Cheney into a sympathetic figure by playing the blame the media card.

Krauthammer's column is so blatantly straight out of Ken Mehlman's plan (is it proper to use straight and Ken Mehlman in the same sentence?) that I would be surprised if Krauthammer is not on the GOP's payroll just like Armstrong Williams and others have been.

But Krauthammer's spin ignores the reality that it is not just the members of the press corps who smell blood in the water, but pundits on Krauthammer's side of the fence who see Cheney as damaged goods. Even people inside the White House questioned Cheney's handling of the aftermath. Peggy Noonan wrote:

"I suspect what they're thinking and not saying is, If Dick Cheney weren't vice president, who'd be a good vice president? They're thinking, At some time down the road we may wind up thinking about a new plan. And one night over drinks at a barbecue in McLean one top guy will turn to another top guy and say, 'Under the never permeable and never porous Dome of Silence, tell me . . . wouldn't you like to replace Cheney?'

When a Bush stalwart like Noonan floats a trial balloon about finding a replacement for Cheney, no amount of misfire from Krauthammer is going to keep the vice president from dropping like a wounded bird.


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It's time for Kraphammer to go.

Enough of his stuf 'n nonsense, missing-the-point, Bushevik echoing PR columns.

I haven't been able to read him for a while, now.  I see his headlines and know the line and illogic he'll follow.

But this really is beyond the pale.

Question:  If the WaPo weren't paying him to shill, could he maintain his style of living just on his FOX subsidies?

Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle. FDR

by btyarbro on 02/17/2006 11:05:07 AM EST

How much is the Bush administration spending for PR? $1.6 billion? That money is going some where.

I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exhaltation. Sherlock Holmes.

by Carnacki on 02/17/2006 12:52:00 PM EST

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when you read the stankmeister?

I don't know how you do it.

Malkin and Coulter are my favs -- but they don't write for wapo so their detestability is slightly more tolerable.

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by Tom Ball on 02/17/2006 04:34:56 PM EST

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About how all them leftwing conspiracy theorists were playing their roles.  Irony was lost, of course.  I was about to do a post entitled "Bobo is a Shithead" but the redundancy was overwhelming.

By the way, that part of the quote you bolded is fantastical.  Romantic?  What the frak is romantic about getting shot in the face and chest?

-- Stu

by sdf on 02/17/2006 11:20:25 AM EST

In researching my post,  I looked up the number of deaths in the United States in all of 2005 directly related to football: 3. Vending machines are almost as deadly as football tackles.

All incidents with firearms killed 30,242 people in all of 2002, including 762 accidental shootings like Dick Cheney's.

As someone who played football throughout junior and high school on a league championship team with some true head hunting linebackers, I can assure you I'd rather get tackled any day than shot in the face and chest.

I wonder if Whittington would agree with Krauthammer that getting shot is "comical."

I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exhaltation. Sherlock Holmes.

by Carnacki on 02/17/2006 12:50:50 PM EST

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football in high school as well and the comparison is laughable.

Though I got the snot knocked out of me on more than one occassion, I still have a rather strong feeling that being tackled is preferable to being shot -- especially by the dark lord himself.

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by Tom Ball on 02/17/2006 04:38:12 PM EST

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you know he wasn't 'shot' -- just 'peppered' that's all.

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by Tom Ball on 02/17/2006 04:39:16 PM EST

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I hardly knew ye.

Forget the punch. This guy is smoking crack. And I imagine he was far too busy trying on his mother's underwear to have actually participated in a game of football, 'touch' or otherwise.

I'm so sick of these mo -- rons, in case you couldn't tell.

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by Tom Ball on 02/17/2006 04:32:50 PM EST

he hasn't fired a gun, and also like he never played football.

What a maroon.

Common Sense is not Common

by RustyBrown on 02/17/2006 07:08:43 PM EST

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