Political Cortex: Brain Food for the Body Politic

Now, I'd never intentionally misrepresent the intentions of the fine academy graduate, but Freud suggests that all things are done for a reason, even if that reason is beyond our conscious recognition.

Perhaps it's time for someone to reflect.

Conscious or not, the deed was done and Bush was scared shitless -- again exposed as a pee-peddling coward rather than a 'Mission Accomplished' War President.

And remember that Devilish little Turkey who decided to take Bush's dignity with him to the Thanksgiving table?  

Now animal training, though grossly inhumane, is often highly entertaining, especially if you can coax a beast into executing the ghastly deed perped by this courageous beast.

Kudos, lil' feller.

Listen up. If we pay attention, we might learn something from these clever critters. You'll never catch these guys sequestered away in a 'First Amendment' Zone. They're right there in the action, front and center and on camera.

These guys know how to make an impression. They know how to perform a special kind of service for the American people, exposing the real Bush -- a cowardly, insensitive, mind-bogglingly incoherent buffoon.

Gobble. Gobble. Gobble.